Alternate Wikipedia Infoboxes VII (Do Not Post Current Politics or Political Figures Here)

[Frank Hart]

It's a Humberside thing. (links lead to the updates which cover their respective deaths)

• Athene was accidentally shot to death.
• Irene accidentally overdosed on alcohol and benzos.
• Grieving died from complications following a terrorist bombing.
• Spencer was stabbed to death.
• Septiem drowned after drunkenly driving off a bridge.
• Atkinson intentionally set herself on fire.
• Oliveira, as the infobox makes clear, was stabbed to death.
• Jean died... let's just say it was a reverse-overdose. The reality is far more convoluted.

Guess if you want to have a lasting career, don't do it in the East Riding of Yorkshire.