Yet another Looney Tunes idea, this time more dire. I've been thinking on how the copyrights to characters expire when their initial work enters the public domain, so I figured: What if, when WB sold off the pre-1948 cartoon shorts (primarily the color ones, plus the Harman-Ising black and white Merrie Melodies aside from Lady Play Your Mandolin) to AAP in 1956, the copyrights to the characters were included alongside the copyrights to the shorts?
That
IS more dire!
- First, and most obviously, WB can't use the now-AAP-owned characters in their shorts anymore. Of the then-main cast, the only characters available for WB to use were:
- Daffy Duck - introduced in a black and white short currently licensed by Guild Films, but still copyrighted to Warner Bros. This saw Daffy actually regain his old trickster screwball nature, as he took Bugs' place in many a
- The Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote, introduced in a post-1948 short
Screwball Daffy and Wile E. Coyote would be the only ones not owned by AAP around that time. Good Lord.
- A handful of secondary characters were promoted to main characters in order to compensate, mainly those previously major AAP-owned characters, such as:
- The now single Petunia Pig, who had been introduced in a black and white short, but her boyfriend Porky debuted in a color short owned by AAP. She took Porky's place as Daffy's sidekick, resulting in many cartoons being surprisingly feminist for the day in showing a female character be both doing the same job as a male character and being far more competent at it- if only because the scripts of these cartoons had practically crossed out Porky's name and included Petunia's instead.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
- Granny, but not Sylvester or Tweety. While not having many solo roles, she was a common enough side character in the shorts of many to be considered
To be considered what? A star in all but name?
- A rechristened Sylvester Junior now known simply as "Junior"- his pop debuted in an AAP short. Junior became more antagonistic and less intelligent in order to fill the void left by his old man.
Oh, that's a shame.
- Penelope Pussycat - thankfully free from Pepe, though now she would be chased around by other various suitors. Luckily, she became much more independent and often fought back against her various pursuers, either physically a la the wildcat in "Wild Over You" or traditional slapstick trickster means. She was given a voice with her promotion, alongside Pepe's vanity and one-liners ("You know, it is possible to be too attractive!")
This is one change that I think fans wouldn't mind making permanent after the 90s.
- Incredibly recent Oscar-winner Speedy Gonzales, who had gone up against Sylvester in his first official appearance but would now face up against other characters. This would include George and Benny (who Speedy's prototypical form had squared off with), Penelope Pussycat, and most notably Junior, continuing the family business.
At least Speedy has other options, unlike IOTL where he's mainly Sylvester's prey.
- Characters that had increased focus, but remained secondary included George and Benny, recently debuted Marc Antony and Pussyfoot (following the success of Feed the Kitty), Playboy Penguin (for the cute factor left behind with the loss of Tweety), and the shocking return of Gabby Goat (sharing Daffy's jerk anti-hero role, especially in shorts meant for both Bugs and Daffy).
So, the 50s era of Looney Tunes would be headlined by Daffy Duck, Wile E. and Road Runner, Petunia Pig, Granny, "Junior", Penelope Pussycat, Speedy Gonzales, Marc Antony and Pussyfoot, Playboy Penguin, and Gabby Goat. That's rough.
- Meanwhile, regular villains now included Nasty Canasta, Pete Puma, Witch Hazel, gangster Mugsy (made more villainous to make up for the absense of partner Rocky) and the Tasmanian Devil (at the request of Jack Warner and tons of adoring fans, and the dismay of Eddie Selzer), alongside the "super genius" incarnation of Wile E. Coyote.
At least we keep Taz, Witch Hazel, and Wile E. Coyote's civilized persona. Something tells me the coyote would be allowed to move beyond the desert, or more likely forced to by Jack or Eddie.
- New characters would also be introduced in order to fill the void, such as the Honeymousers, Blacque Jacque Shellacque, and Slowpoke Rodriguez.
We're gonna get more Honeynousers shorts with this one.
- Meanwhile, AAP got the rights to the following major characters:
- Bugs Bunny
- Porky Pig
- Elmer Fudd
- Pepe Le Pew
- Tweety
- Sylvester
- Yosemite Sam
- Sniffles, who for some reason was extremely popular on merchandise around this time.
- Hippety Hopper
- Foghorn Leghorn
I literally facepalmed while reading this list. If this was the timeline we lived in, I dread the animation community around this time.
- AAP, and later United Artists, at first mainly used them on merchandise, syndication, and rereleases. It was later admitted that the studio brass didn't really know what to do with these characters.
Then why buy these characters? For the merchandise? Oh, who am I kidding, with Bugs, Porky, Tweety, Foghorn, and Sniffles, that's exactly why.
- When Chuck Jones was fired from WB after Gay Purr-ee and went to Sib Tower 12, instead of going to MGM for Tom and Jerry (or maybe alongside it), he immediately signed a deal with United Artists to make new cartoons featuring these ex-Looney Tunes. Instead of an anthology series, Bugs Bunny, Pepe Le Pew, and Sylvester and Tweety were given their own starring series, followed shortly by Porky Pig and Foghorn Leghorn.
Okay, small miracles for these characters.
- After the success of the title sequence for The Pink Panther, DFE was contacted not just to make Pink Panther shorts, but also to co-produce the other UA cartoons alongside Jones. As a result, DFE totally took over Sylvester and Tweety and Foghorn Leghorn, as well as the character of Yosemite Sam. Pepe Le Pew became Chuck Jones exclusive, while Bugs and Porky were shared between the two companies. These series lasted until 1978 in theaters, followed by TV-made installments until 1980- similar to the Pink Panther.
At least we get Bugs Bunny shorts for most of the 70s, and getting a second or third marquee character wouldn't hurt DFE.
- Meanwhile, WB Cartoons still closes in 1964, then hires DFE for outsourcing- still with low budgets, executive meddling, and mandates for oddball character combinations, though not limiting the exact characters that can be used outside of more obscure characters (not like they had a choice- the Speedy/Daffy/Road Runner trio that DFE was allowed to use IOTL were the biggest draws the studio had at the time).
I mean, it's also not like WB wouldn't have made oddball combinations in the 50s.
- This, combined with the primarily WB crew on the WB lot, made DFE basically just the old studio with a new name and independence.
And with Bugs Bunny on the lot again!
- The in-house studio still gets revived in 1967, the new stars of Cool Cat and Merlin still happen (though Road Runner and Daffy are not retired), and it's closed again in 1969.
Yeesh.
- MGM gets the rights to the characters with their merger with UA in 1962, and Turner gets the rights in 1986. Bugs Bunny becomes Turner's mascot for a while, with a one-season cartoon in 1990 (produced by Chuck Jones Enterprises) and taking Droopy's role at introducing the Cartoon Network in 1995.
I can't imagine Bugs
not being Turner's mascot in this case. Hopefully, mentioning 1995 is a typo for Cartoon Network. Although I do wonder if this means the rest of the DFE catalog is owned by MGM or Turner. Which one owns the fuschia feline? No, the other one.
- After Turner buys Hanna-Barbera, they produce another unrelated Bugs Bunny cartoon in 1993 that lasts for two seasons (with Sylvester and Tweety as a backup segment and Porky as a side character), as well as a few direct to video movies, while Pepe Le Pew and Porky get What a Cartoon shorts in 1995.
Story checks out.
- Meanwhile, Tiny Toons has not Buster and Babs as the stars, but Hamton and Shirley (the latter taking Plucky's place as the Daffy analogue, and given a more hyperactive personality).
Does this mean the show doesn't even try to get a spin off out of its characters, with the Plucky/Shirley and Hamton shorts being the main focus?
- In 1996, following the WB-Turner merger, WB finally gets the rights to their former biggest star back, and Bugs Bunny and his friends are reinducted into the Looney Tunes. The last Looney Tunes thing to not feature Bugs and his crew is Space Jam, with a girl power push behind Petunia and Penelope replacing Lola's introduction.
I would have cried a little if I saw that in the news.
Five hundred bucks says they make up for 50 years of lost time almost immediately.